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"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
Episode no.	123
Airdate	December 1, 2004
South Park - Season 8 March 17, 2004 – December 15, 2004
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"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" is episode 812 of the Comedy Central animated series South Park. It originally aired December 1, 2004. This was one of the 10 episodes featured on South Park: The Hits DVD.

The episode opens with a small crowd, including Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens and others, gathered to see Paris Hilton make an appearance at the local mall. Wendy is rebuffed by her friends for not knowing who Hilton is, and Hilton enters to the cheering crowd. Hilton presents herself as "totally spoiled and snobby" and "a whore" according to onlookers, and announces the opening of a store called "Stupid Spoiled Whore" in South Park. The girls enter and discover, among other things, lewd clothing and a perfume titled "Skanque". Wendy is appalled by the blatant objectification of women. Later that day, Wendy goes over to a friend's house and is quickly confronted with the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, a partial reference to the Paris Hilton Sex Tape scandal that occurred several months prior. The kit takes jabs at Hilton by describing its contents as including "a night vision filter, fake money, losable cell phone, and 16 hits of Ecstasy!" Meanwhile, Hilton is in fits over the suicide of her dog, Tinkerbell. In her throes of sorrow, she sees Butters, inexplicably forces him to wear a bear costume and demands that he come with her as her replacement pet, "Mr. Biggles."

Wendy tricks her father into going to the Stupid Spoiled Whore store, and while he is initially appalled at what is sold there, is quickly manipulated into accepting the store, assuring Wendy he'll make her the "Stupidest, most spoiled whore of them all!". Bebe announces a "Stupid Spoiled Whore" party at her house. They wear skimpy outfits to school and make suggestive comments to the boys passing in the hallway as they invite them; the boys generally respond nervously, or not at all. The one exception is Cartman, who walks past them on purpose hoping for an invitation, but is ignored.

At the same time, Butters introduces Paris Hilton to his parents; he thinks he is now Hilton's boyfriend, rather than her pet. Hilton offers his parents 200 million dollars for Butters, who doesn't like the idea, but his parents insist on discussing it alone. She passes out on Butters' bed while the two of them wait for his parents' decision, and Butters again shows his naïveté by curiously poking at Hilton's vulva, believing it to be a small animal that lives in her pants. His parents eventually show up to announce that they're rejecting the offer---but only because they want at least 250 million dollars. They tell Butters that he needs to be able to match Hilton's offer himself if he wants to stay, and suggest he try coal mining, like his grandfather did. However, he is unsuccessful. Upon seeing a photo album in Paris Hilton's limo, he discovers that all Hilton's pets killed themselves: Tinkerbell (Paris Hilton's Chihuahua), who shot himself with the limo drivers's gun; Patches (a poodle), who hung himself; Scrambles (a collie), died from unknown causes (the picture was blocked by the dog's body. He appeared to have stuffed himself in the blender); and Cuddles (a spaniel) commiting hari-kari.

Although the party was supposed to be a time to get "whory" with the boys, the boys hate it and keep running away from the girls. Cartman tries to sneak into the party, but is rebuffed, and Wendy seeks out help from Mr. Slave, the biggest whore she knows, to try to become like all the other girls. After explaining to Wendy that being a whore can't be taught---nor should anyone want to learn how to be one---he then rushes off to break up Bebe's sex party (Stan: Thank god!). Butters escapes from Paris Hilton's captivity, and runs into the party; Hilton, who is following him, appears just in time to hear Slave telling all the girls that being a whore is not an enjoyable life and that Paris Hilton is a "nobody." In a situation typical of South Park (see Butt Out), Hilton and Mr. Slave end the episode with a confrontation with the entire town present---the town's first annual Whore-Off.

Paris Hilton begins with a variety of lewd sex acts, finishing by stuffing an entire pineapple up into her vagina. Mr. Slave counters by leaping into the air, jumping on top of Hilton, and jamming her entire body up his anus. The crowd is amazed at this feat and applauds, but Mr. Slave silences them, saying that the last time that he heard "being stupid and spoiled and whorish is supposed to be a bad thing." He then delivers the typical moral of the story, explaining that eight-year-olds shouldn't dress sucks whorishly and that parents need to teach their kids to have better role models than Paris Hilton; "If you don't teach your children that people like Paris Hilton are supposed to be despised, where are they going to learn it?" Bebe and the other girls seem to get the message and apologize to Wendy for saying she wasn't stupid, selfish or a whore. Butters is happy that now he doesn't need to go with Hilton, but now he has to face the anger of his parents who aren't happy about losing $250,000,000. Meanwhile, inside Mr. Slave, Hilton meets the frog prince from the "Death Camp of Tolerance" a popular episode starring Lemmiwinks, the gerbil.

• As a running gag throughout the episode, Paris Hilton coughs up globs of semen onto her hand (confirmed by Trey Parker in the DVD commentary) as well as throwing up feces at the beginning of the episode. The commentary also states that this episode voiced their contempt for Paris Hilton's whorish behavior, claiming Paris Hilton's promoters were "not only telling little girls to laugh at her, but to be her." Furthermore, they asserted Paris was ugly by calling her "a total dog."
• The box for the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset contains an image of what appears to be the Bratz dolls in the upper left corner.
• Paris Hilton reacted to the episode by saying, "I haven't seen it, but when people copy you, that's like the most flattering thing, so whatever people can say, I just laugh about it. It doesn't matter to me."
• When at the mall, Paris Hilton's necklace says "penis."
• While having cocoa with Butter's parent's, Paris Hilton is seen drinking Jagerminz S'more-flavored Schnapps, the same alcohol that sponsored the Civil War reinactments from the episode The Red Badge of Gayness.
• While Butters digs the coal mine, he's singing a song that resembles Sixteen Tons, using a combination of the original lyrics and his own. ("You work eighteen hours/What do you get?/Your parents sell you/to Paris Hilton.").
• The segment at the end of the episode which features Paris Hilton inside Mr. Slave's rectum is a reference to the episode The Death Camp of Tolerance, in which a gerbil named Lemmiwinks is inserted into Mr. Slave's anus.
• This episode is notable in that Kenny barely appears, Kyle doesn't speak, and Stan's only line is, "Oh, thank God!".
• The Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset is made by Letcher-Price, a parody of Fisher-Price.