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Mr. Mackey
Gender:	Male
Hair:	Grey and Balding
Age:	40
Job:	School counselor
Religion:	Roman Catholic (see this episode) also audited for Scientology
First appearance:	"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"
Voiced by:	Trey Parker

Mr. Mackey (first name unknown) is a fictional character in the South Park cartoon series, and is voiced by Trey Parker. Mr. Mackey is the school counselor, well-known for his exaggeratedly large head and inserting "m'kay" into sentences.

He has occasionally taught classes at the school, and taught sex education with Ms. Choksondik. During this time he had a sexual relationship with Ms. Choksondik until her death. After her death, he took over the fourth grade class until Mr. Garrison returned.

Mr. Mackey is based on Trey Parker's junior high school counsellor, Mr. Lackey.

Mr. Mackey on LSD.

• Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo - Tries to convince Kyle that Mr. Hankey is not real.
• Ike's Wee Wee - During a drug-education class, he passes some marijuana ("mar-i-joo-wha-na") around the classroom, and it goes missing. (Apparently by one of the children, though it is later revealed that the actual thief was Mr. Garrison.) For this, Mr. Mackey is fired by the school, and evicted by his landlord, and, feeling depressed, he ends up taking drugs himself. It is also revealed that his large head is caused by the tightness of his tie around his neck.
• Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods - Tries to help stop the planetarium from brainwashing the townspeople, but is caught himself.
• Clubhouses- Acts as a marriage guidance counselor for Stan's parents when they started bickering in his office (Stan had been caught with a love note for Kyle from Bebe Stevens).
• Rainforest Schmainforest - Sends the boys on the "Getting Gay with Kids" choir tour, and joins them in San José, Costa Rica to see their concert. In this episode, Mr. Mackey is demonstrated to be fluent in Spanish; he even says "m'bien" when speaking to the Costa Rican president.
• Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub - Holds a house party for the meteor shower.
• World Wide Recorder Concert - Accompanies the schoolchildren and Mr. Garrison to Arkansas, where the children play a recorder concert and Mr. Garrison must face his demons in the shape of his father, who never sexually abused him. Mr. Mackey also gets into a bizarre fight with Mr. Hat, and concedes that he lost.

Mr. Mackey, Mr. Hat and Mr. Garrison

• South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut - Sings the children a song about avoiding swearing, and joins the army to fight in the war against Canada.
• Proper Condom Use - Teaches sex education, and has sex with Ms. Choksondik while discussing the lesson plan.
• Child Abduction Is Not Funny - Mr. Mackey's parents are seen. They also say "m'kay" and bear a strong physical resemblance to their son, including the large head.
• Butt Out - Catches Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny smoking.
• Mystery of the Urinal Deuce - Tries to find out which boy defecated in the urinal. He also uses lots of slang terms for defecation and feces.

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