Hooked on Monkey Phonics

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South Park episode
"Hooked on Monkey Phonics"
Cartman learns phonics.
Episode no. 43
Airdate November 10, 1999
South Park - Season 3
April 7, 1999January 12, 2000
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"Hooked on Monkey Phonics" is episode 313 of Comedy Central's animated series South Park. It originally aired on November 10, 1999.

Contents

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

In preparation for a spelling bee, Cartman's mother buys him a "Hooked on Monkey Phonics" system. While at the spelling bee, the children face stiff competition from two home schooled children, Rebecca and Mark. Cartman asks the monkey to help him spell his word, chair, but instead the monkey masturbates, and Cartman misspells it as chare. In the final round, Kyle is unable to spell his word correctly (an extremely hard, made up word: kruxyldefivic, apparently meaning "something that has kruxyldif-like quality") ), and Rebecca and Mark are declared the champions (much to Stan's uncle Jimbo's anger, who bet on Kyle to win).

Mark becomes intrigued by the interactions he sees between Cartman, Kyle, and Stan, and begs his father to be allowed to attend public school, who objects but relents. At the school, Mark is tormented for his haughty attitude and superior knowledge, and ends up duct taped to a bench during recess and a chair during lunch. This prompts Mark's father to speak with the adults in the bar about the incident. The adults are quick to dislike him as much as the kids dislike Mark, and proceed to duct tape Mark's father to one of the bar's benches just as their kids had done to Mark.

Meanwhile, Kyle develops a fascination and crush on Rebecca, wooing her through methods such as playing the guitar outside her window (which failed when she thought he was playing for money, so she threw some money into the guitar case). Ultimately he convinces her to explore the world of public schooling, and she agrees to go to the South Park Bay of Pigs Memorial Dance with him. He also explains what love is to her and convinces her to kiss him.

During the episode, Cartman, sick of Mark's know-it-all attitude, demands to be home schooled himself. To him, this involves a regimen of sleeping in and sitting in bed while snacking and watching television.

At the dance, the band Dio plays its song "Holy Diver". The boys of the school hatch a plan to duct tape Mark to the flagpole (while the adults also hatch a similar plan for Mark's father), when Rebecca shows up dressed and acting like a slut (Kyle forgot to tell her that she was supposed to love him only). Mark attacks Kyle for doing this to his sister, which the other boys perceive as cool, and accept him as a friend. Rebecca and Mark finally earn the opportunity to regularly attend public school from their parents. Mark's father, however, is still duct taped to the flagpole by the adults, regardless of his change in attitude and opinion. At the same time, Rebecca changes her ways and decides to continue her relationship with Kyle (starting with a kiss that Kyle hadn't persuaded her to do).

Kenny and Stan visit Cartman at his home. When Kenny tries to take a Snacky S'more from the Phonics Monkey, the monkey goes berserk and kills him. As Kyle is not present during Kenny's demise, the standard Kyle/Stan reaction is altered:

  • Stan: Oh my God! Phonics Monkey killed Kenny!
  • Cartman: You're damn straight he did.

  • The title of the episode is a reference to the popular mail-order literacy aid, Hooked on Phonics. Though there seem to be two competing ways of spelling "Phonics" in this episode's title (one as "Fonics"), the official site and DVD releases spell it as "Phonics".
  • In a scene that parodies the episode "The Gamesters of Triskelion" from the original Star Trek, Kyle convinces Rebecca to kiss him. This includes use of music from the original series, but not directly from the episode in question. It comes instead from the episode "This Side of Paradise."
  • Rebecca is a parody of Rebecca Sealfon, a home schooled student who made hand gestures while spelling. She won the Scripps National Spelling Bee in 1997.
  • Seeing Mark in a plastic bubble, Cartman describes him as having a John Travolta disease, a reference to The Boy in the Plastic Bubble, a film John Travolta starred in.
  • This is the final episode with Mary Kay Bergman as a voice actress as she committed suicide the next day.
  • This is the first time Kyle shows an interest in girls, because in previous episodes, he has a phobia regarding girls, and is believed to be gay. Also, this is the first time Kyle doesn't have a problem with kissing, seeing as in Clubhouses, which aired before this episode, Kyle did not want to kiss Bebe.
  • Rebecca and Kyle's relationship hasn't been mentioned since this episode, but it might be ongoing, as Kyle has tried not to stay with too many girls in later episodes too often!).
  • Rebecca has a diagram of a molecule of acetic acid framed on her wall and a Slovenian flag on the door.
  • This is the first episode in which Butters swears. It is also the only episode in which he is seen as a bully.
  • In this episode, along with "Tom's Rhinoplasty" from season 1, it is revealed that Cartman can't spell.


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