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Chocolate Salty Balls
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Chocolate Salty Balls are a confection produced by the character Chef on the television series, South Park, in the episode "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls".
The name of the snack leads to a series of double entendres involving Chef's testicles. Cartman says, "I love your chocolate salty balls, Chef!" This is followed by Kyle who gushes, "You've got the best balls in the whole world, Chef". Chef, who was voiced by singer Isaac Hayes, also sings a related song that continues the sexual references:
- Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
- They're big and salty and brown.
- If you ever need a quick pick-me-up
- Just stick my balls in your mouth.
- Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty balls.
- (Put 'em in your mouth!)
- Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em and suck 'em...
The song, titled "Chocolate Salty Balls (PS I Love You)" also appears on Chef Aid: The South Park Album (see also List of Chef's songs (South Park)). It reached number 1 in the UK Singles Chart, was number 1 in the Irish singles chart, and was also a hit in Australia.
The lyrics of the song reveal the recipe:
- two tablespoons of cinnamon
- two or three egg whites
- half a stick of butter, melted
- stick it all in a bowl (baby)
- stir it with a wooden spoon
- mix in a cup of flour (you'll be in heaven soon)
- a quarter of a cup of unsweetened chocolate
- half a cup of brandy
- a bag or two of sugar
- just a pinch of vanilla
- grease up a cookie sheet (cause I hate when my balls stick)
- preheat the oven to 350°F (and give that spoon a lick)
Notably, this recipe does not mention salt as an ingredient. A practical recipe for the confection can be found in Isaac Hayes' book, Cooking with Heart & Soul.
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| Characters: | Stan Marsh • Kyle Broflovski • Eric Cartman • Kenny McCormick • Other children • Adult characters | |||
| Locations: | South Park, Colorado • Places • South Park Elementary | |||
| South Park universe: | Chewbacca defense • Chocolate Salty Balls • Fictional races • Fictional brands • Jesus and Pals • Subject matter | |||
| Media: | Episodes • Parodies • Songs • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut • Chef's Luv Shack • DVDs • Rally • Video game • The Spirit of Christmas • Action figures | |||
| Hallmarks: | Opening credits • Kenny's deaths • Celebrities | |||
| Cast and crew: | Mary Kay Bergman • John Hansen • Jennifer Howell • Mona Marshall • Trey Parker • Eliza Schneider • April Stewart • Matt Stone • Eric Stough | |||
| Preceded by "Goodbye" by Spice Girls |
UK number one single December 27, 1998 for 1 week |
Succeeded by "Heartbeat / Tragedy" by Steps |