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Carnac the Magnificent was a role played by Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, and later continued on Late Show with David Letterman, occasionally by Paul Shaffer. One of Carson's most well-known characters, Carnac was a psychic with a large, elaborate turban and a plethora of envelopes, all of which (according to Ed McMahon) were "hermetically sealed" and had been kept in "a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls' porch since noon" that day. On the way to his desk after arriving on stage, Carnac would invariably trip and fall (on one memorable occasion, Carson's desk had been replaced with a balsa-wood version, and he smashed right through it).

Carnac's act involved a variation of the magician's billet reading trick: divining the answer to a question putatively written on a card sealed inside one of the envelopes, then opening the envelope to reveal the question. The resulting jokes were usually intentionally corny and often involved puns in some way:

(Carnac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban)

CARNAC: Sis boom bah.

ED McMAHON: Sis boom bah?

(Carnac rips the envelope open and removes the card)

CARNAC (reading): Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes.

or

(Carnac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban)

CARNAC: The Labrea Tar Pits.

ED McMAHON: The Labrea Tar Pits?

(Carnac rips the envelope open and removes the card)

CARNAC (reading): What you have left after eating the Labrea Tar Peaches.

or

(Carnac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban)

CARNAC: U-C-L-A, A-F-L, C-I-O.

ED McMAHON: U-C-L-A, A-F-L, C-I-O?

(Carnac rips the envelope open and removes the card)

CARNAC (reading): How do you spell ucaliflicio?

or

(Carnac holds the sealed envelope up to his turban)

CARNAC: Green Acres.

ED McMAHON: Green Acres?

(Carnac rips the envelope open and removes the card)

CARNAC (reading): What Kermit has after Miss Piggy kicks him in the groin.

Audience reaction played a major role in the skit. If a joke generated a negative response from the audience, Carson/Carnac would cast a comedic curse (e.g., "May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub") upon them. Occasionally the curse would be directed at Ed McMahon if his introduction of Carnac's abilities became too over-the-top. Such "curses" were also standard when the crowd cheered as McMahon announced the final envelope.

• Carnac the Magnificent at johnnycarson.com - includes video clips of Carson as Carnac