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Brandon Bird is an artist. He was born in 1980 in Carmichael, California, a suburb of Sacramento. He attended University of California, Santa Cruz and was an artist-in-residence from 2004-2006 at Risley Residential College at Cornell University. His most common medium is oil paints on canvas, but he has shown the ability to work with a multiplicity of artistic genres.

He has a significant cult following for his tendency to paint figures from history and popular culture such as Christopher Walken, Chuck Norris, and Abraham Lincoln, in absurd situations. He has also organized three "weird art shows": Law & Order: Artistic Intent consisted solely of paintings inspired by Law & Order, The Norton Anthology was a group of portraits of Edward Norton, and the western-themed Days of Boom and Bust: New Art from the Gold Rush. On January 20, 2004, Bird's Law & Order-inspired coloring book, Law & Order: An Adventure to Color!, was presented to the show's star, Jerry Orbach, on Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

He is a regular contributor to the The Believer. He has also done work for Las Vegas Weekly and The Aquabats.

His website won a 2005 People's Voice Webby Award under the "Weird" category.

Contents 1 Examples of work 1.1 Original works 1.2 Commissioned works 2 External links

These are some examples of the work displayed on Bird's website:

• The Anguish - Michael Landon lamenting the death of a Whip-lash squid
• Arete - A portrait of Chuck Norris shirtless
• Bad Day on the High Sea - A battle between a Tyrannosaurus rex, Sperm Whale, and giant squid
• Beard with Authority - A portrait of Chuck Norris with a cowboy hat
• Brave Cone Dog - A black and white dog wearing an Elizabethan collar on a yellow background
• The Death of Jennifer Sisko - Some of the cast of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine gathering around Captain Benjamin Sisko's dying wife
• The Dreamer and the Dream - L. Ron Hubbard sitting in his underwear, eating Funyuns and pizza
• Elysium - Mr. T traveling into Elysium, being welcomed by the goddess Athena
• Husky Ne'er-do-well - Jabba the Hutt and a goat in front of an African mountain
• Killing Machine - Bea Arthur wrestling with velociraptors
• King of the Cage - A steel cage match featuring Abraham Lincoln
• Lazy Sunday Afternoon - Christopher Walken in his garage, building a robot.
• The Lesson of the Geese - Captain Benjamin Sisko flying with a gaggle of Canada Geese
• Norton by Bird - A miniature Edward Norton on a cherry branch in a Japanese art style
• Norton Defiant - A portrait of Edward Norton
• Of Bajor - A five-part map-style depiction of the planet Bajor from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. An extrapolation of events past the conclusion of the series, Captain Sisko has returned to life and resides with his new family in the house he promised to build.
• Prelude to the Magic Hour - A landscape of a Sears store
• Tartarus - Mr. T traveling into Tartarus, which is guarded by Cerberus
• Those that Bind - A Cubist portrait of the cast of Family Ties
• Two Warriors Come Out of the Sky - A cave painting featuring The Dukes of Hazzard
• Vulture Man - A portrait of Jerry Orbach with exaggeratedly long legs
• Waiting for Adventure - John Tesh, looking cool

• Cash Comics - A parody of Golden Age comic book covers, featuring Johnny Cash, for Bird's friend Caleb
• The Last Supper - A parody for Richard Kyanka (of Something Awful fame) of Leonardo da Vinci's The Last Supper, where Jesus and the Twelve Apostles are each James Woods, except Judas Iscariot, who is Robocop
• Man of Tomorrow - A full-body portrait of Rod Stewart wearing a Clone Trooper uniform, not to be confused with the Imperial Stormtrooper
• A Night Away - A scene of Jerry Orbach and Sam Waterston from Law & Order sitting around a campfire, playing acoustic guitar and singing, for Joy MacCay
• Our Last, Best Hope - Another James Woods-central commission for Richard Kyanka, in which five instances of James Woods pose with guns
• Yo Guernica! - A parody for Zack Parsons (also of Something Awful fame) of Pablo Picasso's Guernica featuring an attack by the Cobra Organization from G.I. Joe
• Charge!! One Year Anniversary Edition - A cover design for the one year anniversary special edition re-issue of The Aquabats' 2005 album Charge!!.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:The_Aquabats_-_Charge_Special_Edition.jpg

• Brandon Bird's website