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A Chinese Honeymoon is a musical comedy in two acts by George Dance, with music by Howard Talbot and additional music by Ivan Caryll and others, and additional lyrics by Harry Greenbank and others.

The piece opened at the Theatre Royal in Hanley, England on 16 October 1899 and toured. After that, it played at the Royal Strand Theatre in London, managed by Frank Curzon, opening on 5 October 1901 for a run of 1,075 performances. It also played at the Casino Theatre, in New York, opening on June 2, 1902 for a run of 376 performances. In London, Lily Elsie took over the role of Princess Soo-Soo from Beatrice Edwards in early 1903 and was in turn succeeded by Kate Cutler. It also starred Louie Freear.

A Chinese Honeymoon was the first musical to run for 1,000 performances. The story concerns couples who honeymoon in China and inadvertently break the kissing laws (reminiscent of The Mikado).[1]

• Hang Chow (Emperor of Ylang Ylang)
• Chippee Chop (Lord Chancellor)
• Hi Lung (Lord High Admiral)
• Tom Hatherton
• Mr Pineapple
• Florrie (a bridesmaid to Mrs P)
• Violet (a bridesmaid to Mrs P)
• Millie (a bridesmaid to Mrs P)
• Gertie (a bridesmaid to Mrs P)
• Mrs Brown (official mother-in-law)
• Yen Yen (maid of honour to Soo Soo)
• Sing Sing (maid of honour to Soo Soo)
• Mi Mi (a waitress)
• Soo Soo (the Emperor's niece)
• Mrs Pineapple
• Fi Fi (waitress at the hotel)

The Emperor seeks a bride who will marry him "for himself alone," so he despatches an English skipper, who has been promoted to the post of Lord High Admiral of the Chinese fleet, in search of such a woman. But the conditions are rather hard, for the high position of the Emperor is withheld, and the unlucky admiral has to pretend that he represents a billposter. The admiral returns from his quest without success. As a lingering death is the penalty of his failure it need hardly be said that he resorts to all sorts of expedients in order to avert the punishment. Some comical effects are obtained by making the abnormally tall Emperor think that he is betrothed to a diminutive "slavey" [a maid-of-all-work]. To these ingredients add a cockney tradesman married to a jealous wife who insists upon her four bridesmaids travelling with her for detective and protective purposes, a pair of young lovers, and quaint (even if imaginary) Chinese customs.

• The A-La Girl
• But Yesterday
• A Chinese Honeymoon
• Chow-Chow's Honeymoon
• Click Click
• Could I But Tell You
• Dolly With A Dimple On Her Chin
• The Emperor Hang Chow
• Follow Your Leader
• He Is the Bridegroom
• I Hear They Want Some More
• I Knew At First Sight That I Loved Her
• I Want To Be a Lidy
• In Ylang-Ylang
• Laughter Is Queen Tonight
• The Leader of Frocks and Frills
• The Maid of Peking
• A Paper Fan
• That Happy Land
• You Pat Me

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